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One Small Step For Mankind - MF Mens White
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One Small Step For Mankind

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MF Mens Socks - White

One Small Step For Mankind - MF Mens White
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Because even bad boys need socks. Take back your favorite insult with this cheeky, vintage-inspired pair. Calf height with bold lettering and a ribbed texture, these stockings will become his go-to for the basketball court, a sexy night in and beyond.

Final Sale. No Returns or Exchanges.

Imported.

Style no. 6005-481-MWB

Size & Fit Open Accordion

Men's Size: 9-12.

Details Open Accordion

85% Cotton
13% Polyester
2% Spandex